This website is a shrine to all those things that nearly work. In this consumer culture, too much emphasis is put on "fully functioning products".

In fact, because it "doesn't quite work", it actually only shows a few things that don't really work. It's more of a depositry for all the pictures I started making when I first bought a computer in the 1990s. There is no relevance to any one thing and if only I had any pupose in life I would change the page..

 

Click here for the nearly working blog page

 

 

Nearlyworks on Youtube

 

 

Yet are we really alive unless we are propping the fridge door shut with a broom handle?

 

I THINK NOT

Check out the not quite working Function Creep Website but mind you don't get lost in the frame-maze: you have been warned...

See John Nettles' Original Leerdammer promotional video

Leerdammer House of Horror

 

Watch a Garden Gnome fall for a Mannequin in a the tragic love tale:

Chi Mai Gnome

 

Affordable Spiritual Retreats in Farnham:

Guardians of Gous'eh